this is almost beat-for-beat a birthday retelling of that lady who had a social media meltdown bc people wouldn’t play her thousands of dollars to help host her dream wedding and apparently went to go backpacking in south america
It is an unspoken rule that if a little kid is hiding under a blanket or couch cushions, you are required to comment on how lumpy the blanket is and pretend to sit on it to try and “smooth it out.”
Also, if you’re playing hide-and-seek with them, it is critical that you search every other possible (and impossible) hiding spot, all the while wondering out loud how they managed to disappear just like magic, before walking right past their hiding spot.
And if a baby starts playing peekaboo you are required to act surprised when they show their face again
If a kid hands you a phone, you answer it
If a kid shoots you with a Nerf Gun you are supposed to Die a dramatic death and explain “ugh you shot me blaahh”
when you push a kid on the swings ya gotta do the woosh
I literally just blocked about a dozen people on this post for being cranky about children.
Being a joyless shitbeast to kids isn’t cool. They’re kids. If you want to be Oscar the Grouch, that’s fine, but do it in a way they understand and explain it to them.
“I don’t want to play, I’m grumpy. Thank you, though, that was kind.”
It’s literally not hard. Kids are small people. Treat them with common fucking decency.
not a fan of how people are depicting BOTW Link, as though he isn’t a horrible gremlin who’s genuinely frightening on the battlefield but also slams back boiled monster guts like they’re nothing and uses bombs to launch himself across entire fields in order to avoid minor puzzles
this depiction of Link as a cheerful boy instead of a maniac who’ll sprint up the side of a mountain to shoot a dragon in the eye? boring. inadequate. Not Canon
The greatest appeal of any and all Link ships is the contrast between nerdy Zelda/formal Sidon/quiet Mipha/whomever else and the unwashed force of nature that is post-resurrection Link
Voltron Season 8 and Voltron in general waa fucking delish and my only disappointment is with my purple boi but Honerva wouldnt have kept going if he had… Well, you know 😭😭😭😭😭😭