-don’t tell ur coworkers jack shit. You might think they’re your friends but they will sell you out for a paperclip
-everything men tell you is a lie
-store brand vanilla ice cream is better than name brand
-pregnancy tests from the dollar store work just as well as $20 ones
-don’t lie to your doctor
-seriously don’t
-at some point your card will get declined for $6 and nobody but you will care. It happens to everyone at some point in their life
-you will become bffs with your mom (unless she’s a mean person, then skip this one)
-you’ll wish you took the advice adults gave you when you were younger, even though it annoyed you at the time
-people you went to high school with will become teachers, doctors, etc but they will still do drugs and it will be weird. That’s life, my dude
-never underestimate the power of new underwear
Can we talk about how Ash’s chikorita’s first thought when released from it’s pokeball was to immediately turn around, rub against his leg, and look up at him as if to say “I love you so much. Hi there!”
Then Ash points at the opponent’s girafarig and immediately goes to face the foe. Yes, Ash looks a little annoyed, but he just points, doesn’t yell, just points.
This is why I love Pokémon so much. They aren’t just for battling, they are friends, companions. They love their trainers, at least those trainers that treat their Pokémon well. I would love to love in that world, where you make all these friends who will fight for you, knowing that they make you proud and safe.
so are we not going to talk about girafarig’s other head just weirdly turning its head towards you and showing off its teeth, signaling it absolutely wants to kill you?
It’s a day late for the deadline of Voltron Bingo, so I won’t @ mention them anymore ^^; But requested by @kitsune1818 . Prompt: AU, which I can actually also combine with Parents.
Ulaz and Regris were busy chatting about the latest
upgrades they’ve made to the Blade suit as they entered the conference room,
Regris typing down notes, when the sight of Thace halted their conversation.
The fellow Blade was sitting there with his chin resting on interlaced fingers,
looking very distraught. They frowned when he shook his head, completely oblivious
to their presence, and their jaws dropped when he started mumbling to himself.
“This can’t be. He’s still far too young…”
Ulaz felt as if a bucket of ice cold water was poured on
him at those words. He hoped with every fibre of his being that he heard Thace
wrong. He didn’t know what he would do if something had happened to their
littlest Blade.
“Thace, what’s the matter?” Ulaz walked towards him,
Regris in tow.
Thace looked at them with a very grave face.
“Keith asked me for advice.”
‘So the young one
is safe…’ Ulaz felt relief wash over him. “So then why-“
Before he could finish his question, Thace’s next words
sent alarm bells ringing in his head.
“He asked where would be a good dating spot.”
Regris dropped his tablet.
–
Not even two minutes later, the entire Blade population
in their headquarters was gathered in the conference room, with Kolivan and his
right-hand man Antok standing in front of everyone.
“It has come to our attention that our youngest Marmoran Agent
has asked for dating advice.”
Indignant murmurs and cries of opposition erupted in the
venue.
“Silence!” Antok bellowed. Everyone noticed his voice
faltered. Perhaps there was even a slight whimpering in there.
“We will give him the best advice, as we always do, and
help him with the preparations.” Kolivan began, eliciting a collective gasp.
Heads began to shake in disapproval. “However,
we will be keeping him company, without his knowledge, throughout the whole
affair.”
The atmosphere in the room changed from that of mourning
to excitement, and the tension rapidly rose.
“I will be assigning teams to follow his fighter when he
leaves the base, watch them from strategically positioned tables in the
restaurant he’s going to, as well as those who will be right on their tail from
the moment they leave the restaurant to follow them wherever they go afterwards- wherever in this universe.”
“Okay but. Can I please sabotage their dinner?” Antok
asked, making all (glowy) eyes in the room turn to him.
–
“Agent 002 in position. Keith has been settled in the restaurant
for thirty minutes now. The waiter has approached him a few times, and he looks
very pleased with the items he has ordered. I’m starting to feel bad now that
we planted an agent in the kitchen to ruin their meal.”
“Agent 004 here. I disapprove of his date. Granted, Keith
is early, still no one has the right to make him wait.”
“Thace, calm down. Once we know who it is, you can
lecture the bastard as much as you want. I’d like to give them a training or
two about punctuality. Blade style.”
“Agent 003 here. Quiet, everyone! Or else Keith’s going
to notice us.”
“Agent 001 from control room. Agent 003 is right. Be
quiet or else Keith might… Wait, he’s standing up.”
“He’s coming this way. No more like, he’s zipping this
way? What is going on?”
“Oh no, are we busted?!”
“Shhh! He’s stopping at the table beside mine and…
covering his face with The Galra Times?
Why?!”
“Is this how humans date?!”
“I don’t know, do I look like a human to you?!”
“I said quiet! I just heard Kolivan slapping his forehead
over the comms!”
Keith peeked out of the edge of the newspaper to look,
prompting the rest of the Blades scattered in all corners of the restaurant to
follow his gaze. Just then, the door opened and the most gorgeous Galra lady sporting
the most stunning eyes in the universe walked in, together with a rough
looking, but very handsome human with the gentlest smile. They were holding
hands, fingers interlaced.
The Blades were all frozen in place for three and a half
seconds, until someone broke the silence over the communicators.
“Agent- Oh forget it. Ilun here, reporting from the
kitchen. The chef’s ready to serve the meals. I have implanted all the
specified ingredients into their corresponding dishes and-“
“No, Ilun! Abort! Abort! Abort!”
“What?!”
“Those are not for Keith’s date! It’s for Krolia and
Keith’s father and if we let them eat that we
are going to die!”
Seeing the server just in time before taking out the
orders, she swiftly did a cartwheel to stop him, causing the trays to topple
over and all the luscious food to spill on the floor. The chef, seeing this,
turned red and roared.
“Why you, you’re fired!!!”
Beside him, Vrek, dressed in an apron, gave Ilun a thumbs
up. She shrugged and left the kitchen.
The chef came out and walked towards Keith, bowing and
apologizing profusely about the food. Keith looked disappointed, but quietly
nodded to the chef. Seeing the puppy dog eyes, Antok clutched his hand over his
chest.
“That’s it. Everyone! Assemble to the kitchen. Now.” Making sure to stay out of Keith,
as well as- especially– Krolia’s
sight, all the agents spying from their assigned tables reported to the
kitchen.
Vrek activated his luxite sword and pointed it towards
the chef, before making sign language with his free hand.
“What, what?! I don’t understand, what is he saying?!”
The chef whimpered.
Ilun, now back in the kitchen with an army of Marmoran
agents, was happy to interpret for him.
“You will let us help you make all those dishes once
more, with the best quality and as quickly as possible, or your restaurant will
never be heard of again.”
The food was prepared in record time, and as requested by
the client, served along with a bouquet of flowers, chilled wine, and a card
with a very cute doodle of Keith’s parents. Below it he scribbled the words “Happy
Anniversary, Mom and Dad! Love, Keith”.
The chef was surprised, and grudgingly pleased, at how
good the Blades were at following his instructions. By the time they were done
cooking, he was on his knees, begging them to stay and work for him for ten
times the salary he normally offered. However, the Blades declined his offer,
saying they already had the best job in the universe.
And that was making sure their littlest Blade was always
happy.
The End.
Awwww! Funny! You can put “The Blade of marmora” and “adorable dorks” in the same sentence. ❤
Ahaha, shamelesss self promote but if you love dork Blades, please check out my Dorks of Marmora collection on AO3 (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)💜
Being able to sleep in almost any situation or position
Irresistible urge to chase squirrels and rabbits
Hating the vacuum cleaner
Wanting to do everything with friends
Loudly and repeatedly announcing to housemates that someone is at the door
Long, shouted conversations to other werewolves across the neighborhood (bonus points at 2am)
Taking advantage of any and all free food
Werewolf-vampire solidarity
Fighting any animal that trespasses into the backyard
Boundless energy
Too much energy
Eating out of the trash if it smells tasty
Being bad at sports because you don’t want to let anyone else take the ball from you. Then destroying the ball in front of everyone because you want to make a point
Trying to fight things 10x your size like a fucking idiot
Being unable to hold a grudge for more than a few hours
Trying to make people feel bad for you over mundane things that aren’t actually that bad. And somehow succeeding.
Snoring
Needing to try a bit of your friends’ food, even if you’ve tried it 5645674 times before and have never once liked it
Getting way too friendly with random strangers
Being in a love-hate relationship with water
Digging. For no reason.
Thinking you’re a badass despite being a hyperactive ball of emotions and hedonism
Loud sobbing while pressing yourself up against the sliding glass door at your friends who locked you out because they were tired of your bullshit and wanted some goddamn peace and quiet
Okay this one is a gem:
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Loudly and repeatedly announcing to housemates that someone is at the door
So most of these are very dog oriented, which makes sense to me, since dogs are just wolves that have co-evolved with us for thousands and thousands of years BUT I wanted to add a few that are wild wolf based:
Multigenerational households!
Kids get really excited when someone comes home with groceries
“I can HELP put away the food!” “Oh, and have you whisk away the ice cream like last week? I’m fine, dear.”
Love to travel and follow food trends
Mostly very social and must have roommates/family/significant other/kids/friends around
However, not uncommon to travel alone for periods of time, especially after leaving home
Big friendly communal meals with lots of ritual around who gets served in what order
“Let grandma take her pick of the turkey first. It’s respectful, and she won’t take kindly to you cutting the line.”
Full pantries, stocking up on basics, the kind of people who always have extra oatmeal, or batteries, or a jump cable
Can hold conversations using body language and eye contact without saying a word
Cuddlers, especially with the social group
Yelling to get everyone to gather, and phone chains for anyone who lives further away
Lots of singing, the pack has a bunch of favorite songs that everyone knows by heart, and some may be song writers
“Can you smell this? Does this smell weird? Does this smell good?”
Lots of candles and incense with unusual scents
Passing houses and farms and land down through generations
Love home renovation
Communal child care and sometimes communal nursing
Kids are all really into wrestling and being outside
When someone is ready to leave the household, the younger they leave the further they tend to travel. Someone who leaves at 18 might go to another country, but someone who leaves at 26 might just move a town away.
Whether someone moves far or close to home, it’s not unusual to move back in at home a few times before settling down
“You know the futon is always open for you. Your cousins are in your old bedroom, but you’re always welcome!”
Kinda grumpy about neighbors pushing property boundaries
“Why do they have to let the damn mulberry tree hang over OUR driveway?”
Good endurance runners
Late walks at night, naps in the middle of the day
Really playful, especially with kids
Lots of rough housing and board game nights!
I’ve been looking for the one with the wolf-aspects added for a while and I found it again! Reblogging for A+ extra wolfy content!
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