I went to the pharmacy, which is a family owned things so there’s like kids running around, and I’m wearing my Iron Man armor hoodie and there was this little boy running around, like seven or so and all floppy hair and gaped teeth.
Well this kid sees me, clocks in on the hoodie and my Iron Man wallet and phone case, and his little eyes just went real wide.
Now I see him seeing me, but he doesn’t notice me noticing him.
So I’m watching from behind my sun glasses as this kid just kind of bounces on his toes and bites his lip then gets real determined looking. And then he takes off and does a lap around the short aisles right beside me.
Once, twice, three times, and each time he just kind of stares at me as he passes by.
Then, finally, on the fourth lap he just dead stops even with me and looks up and goes “I like your jacket” in like this adorable lispy little boy voice.
So I’m dying inside because this gremlin is so cute and I look down and he’s wearing a Spiderman t-shirt underneath his little kid puffy jacket.
So I go “I like your shirt, Spiderman” and grin at him.
And y’all this kid fucking squeaks goes thaaaannks in his little baby voice and hauls ass.
He almost ran into the post-in note display and I almost died.
yknow what? mr. firelord i am inviting you to meet me in the fucking agne kai pit and i do not care that i am not an expert firebender and will be facing you with nothing but my wrath and my 2 fists i am going to die historic + i WILL go down calling you a bitch and a chode. thank you in advance.
i challenge ozai to agne kai and i’ll be bringing a 12 gauge shotgun. did you just say that’s not fair, lord puppy kicker? grand high bullies the little children? say it again, i want to record it for youtube.
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